Dr. Aman's Insult Calendar
Look up your birthday -- and find out what you are!

Warning: Dr. Aman has determined that his Insult Calendar (95% correct) may be dangerous to your mental health. (Only the month of January is shown below.)

J A N U A R Y
1. oaf
2. creep
3. meathead
4. cheapskate
5. drip
6. skinflint
7. blockhead
8. louse
9. windbag
10. drag
11. rat
12. clod
13. goof
14. wretch
15. jay
16. goose
17. cheat
18. toady
19. bonehead
20. spoilsport
21. freak
22. lowbrow
23. dumb bunny
24. scatterbrain
25. prude
26. boor
27. busybody
28. giddyhead
29. loafer
30. birdbrain
31. nuthead

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